Section of The Movie Monologue Sketch.
Written by John (2002). First performed Sept 2002ONE FINE DAY, I was DRIVING MISS DAISY, THELMA & LOUISE down WALL STREET. There was a lot of TRAFFIC. It was A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET!
9 ½ WEEKS later we were LEAVING LAST VEGAS in A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE when ERIN BROCOVICH said it looks like RAIN, MAN, from HIGH NOON to MIDNIGHT, COWBOY. I replied, could you pay MY FAIR, LADY because I went up THE 39 STEPS to the ROOM AT THE TOP and was told ALICE DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE!
At 10 on FRIDAY THE 13th, The KING AND I went BAREFOOT IN THE PARK and saw some AMERICAN GRAFFITI in the FOREST. GUMP trod on MY LEFT FOOT as we went along THE GREEN MILE to the AIRPORT to get on an AIRPLANE flown by THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN IN THEIR FLYING MACHINES to CASABLANCE via CAPE FEAR