Section of part one, The Nativity Sketch.
Written by Jan (2000). First performed Dec 2000Child 5 (sighs and says quickly) The baby Jesus was born in a stable cos there was no room at the Inn and he lay in a Manger. Three wise men came and gave him gold, frankincense and myrrh.
Child 2 (indignant) that’s what I said!!!!
Child 4 (to child 5) what is gold, frankindense and burr anyway?
Child 5 I don’t know!
Child 3 So, where was Father Christmas then? With the shepherds?
Child 1 Delivering pwesents, stupid!!
Child 4 The shepherds were doing their washing
Others Ay? Yer wot? Washing?
Child 4 Yeah, you know (sings) "While shepherds wash their socks by night"
(others "oooh yeah" nod heads, etc)